Book Review: A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J,. Maas

A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book review...right here...will possibly be the shortest one that i'll ever write (or will be in gif form). And with me shouting.

Because I honestly have no words.

THIS BOOK WAS SO GOOD THAT I JUST



FEYRE'S PTSD. THE FUCKING SHIT TAMILIN DID TO HER. MY LORD I HATED HIM WITH A PASSION.



AND THEN MY HUSBAND RHYSAND APPEARS AND TAKES HER AWAY, PURRING "Hello, Feyre Darling" AND I JUST



THE NIGHT COURT. VELARIS. MY GOD IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I ALREADY LOVE MOR, ARMEN, CASSIAN AND AZRIEL AND ALL OF THEM ARE MY BABIES. BUT THEN WHEN FEYRE FINDS OUT THAT RHYSAND IS HER MATE, I WAS LIKE



AND CHAPTER 55 HOLY SHIT BALLS AND COCK MY FRIENDS IT WAS GLORIOUS. BUT OH NO WE'RE GOING TO GET THE CAULDRON AND SHIT HAPPENS AND FEYRE'S SISTERS ARE TURNED INTO FAE THANKS TO THE KING OF HYBERN AND THEN LUCIEN AND TAMLIN WALK IN



AND THEN SHE WENT BACK TO THE SPRING COURT TO SPY ON TAMILIN, WHILE ALSO SECRETLY HIDING THAT SHE'S THE HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT AND STILL RHYSAND'S MATE I'M SO PROUD OF MY BABY SHE GREW SO MUCH AND NOW I'M GOING TO READ THE THIRD BOOK AND CRY SO YEAH ENJOY ME SCREAMING ABOUT THIS BOOK.


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Book Review: An Affair Before Christmas

An Affair Before Christmas by Eloisa James
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

When you thought you did a book review on this book, but in reality you really didn't, and so you're about to do a book review now...

Soo hi, here's a book review about eight years too late when I first started reading this book, thinking 'Oh, I've read this book and it turns out...you fucking didn't. So this book was a fast read for me, mostly because I needed something to help me get over my Matthew Clairmont addiction, but in fact...it made it a tiny bit worse because of the fact that they went to the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford and I cried a little because it made me think of Matthew...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MATTHEW CLAIRMONT....

This book was honestly a trip for me. It started off with Poppy and Fletch having a sexless marriage because of Poppy's overbearing mother...and yet once again, my problem with overbearing mamas telling their daughters what to do reared up big time and then Poppy falling out of love with the Duke of Fletcher because of her mama. So she moved out of her own home to live with Jemma (and honestly, lemme say this real quick: Jemma, Duchess of Beaumont, is giving me hella Lady Rosalie vibes and inspiration for her for my own Christmaswip-more on that on my blog later) and slowly she starts to turn into a Naturalist and finding her own self, letting go of everything her mama told her to do and just...be Perdita. Not a puppet her mother wanted her to be.

Fletch and Poppy kept thinking that they didn't love each other, they will forever be in a sexless marriage and will never have children. Fletch though Poppy hated sex, but it turns out that she listened to her damned mama about sex that she didn't even enjoy it...until that nigh at the Beaumont house, where Poppy started feeling those urges for him again, and decided to tell her friends that she wanted to seduce Fletch into bed like a Frenchwoman..well, after her mother went into a nunnery because someone thought that she was in love with a young man, then she felt those feeling for Fletch, and she seduced her husband like she was a Frenchwoman.

But the one odd thing in the story was the Duke of Villiers and his wound he got from the Earl of Gryffon, and how Miss Charlotte Tatlock pretty much brought him back to life, snapping at him and thinking he was dead and all...but all in all it was a really good book, even when Poppy and Fletch made love in a little bunny cave outside, I think? But it was really good and it gave me a lot of inspiration for my Christmaswip.

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Book Review: A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness

A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book....this book, this book, this book. I thought when I first opened it and started to read it that it'll bore me to death, and I put it down. So when I brought it last year and this year decided to read it after watching the show...and I'm so glad I did. I couldn't put it down, even though I'm reading about three other books at once. But no one didn't tell me that I'd fall for Matthew Clairmont. No one told me that I'd cry over this book, over Bishmont and cheering for them. No one also didn't tell me that I was going to hunger for the next two books that I'm getting for Christmas.

But can we talk about Diana and her magic? Like good lord, woman-witchwater, witchfire, can knock people out of your mind-whoo girl. I wouldn't use it too if it'll attract a lot of attention from nearly everyone. And the book-the Ashmole 782...and how her dad enchanted it so she could get it...that was honestly brilliant.

And Matthew...god I can go on and on about my new husband (yes...yes I could. Because I wasn't supposed to fall for him, but I did...and now I love him and want to read more of him dammit). At first when Matthew appeared, I went "oh great, another Edward...yeah I hate you now." but the more I read the book to the point that I realize that yeah Matthew has some Edward Cullen-like tendencies, but then the more you know him, the more you realize that he's half (actually, he's better) than Edward Cullen will ever be. Sure he *tries* to boss Diana around, but I like the fact that Diana put her foot down and don't like sit back like Bella did in the Twilight novels.

(If it sounds like I'm bashing Twilight, I'm not...it's a comparison and honestly, I think I'm doing a good job comparing them).

I loved this book so much that I felt like I should just go ahead and get books two and three since I already have the fourth book (thanks, school). But before I do, we gotta talk about the bad guys-Peter Knox, who I hate so much, Satu...I hope she dies in a ditch somewhere, Dominico and Gellert or Javier or whatever his name is can go away...dammit.

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